Set up, teacher can tell me the truth earlier, I the ability is so many ugly??Inside one a life time say:"Sex knowledge wants to be universal from the doll."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2295 Ma Wen's husband and wife's feelings not good
Ma Wen's husband and wife's feelings hasn't been good, Mr. Ma Wen has a sweetheart in the outside, and Mrs. Ma Wen also kept a handsome in the home.
A day dead hour, Mrs. Ma Wen who sleep soundly in a dream and suddenly and loudly exclaims:"Good heavens, you walk at once, my husband came back!"
The double slept by her Mr. Wen wake up with a start a while, he turns over a body to get up and fluster ground Be wearing clothes and saying:"Absolutely rotten, I really must walk right away!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2296 young lady's rules
Isn't afraid bitterness, not afraid tired, a heart wants to sleep with party member,
Isn't afraid to beat, Be not afraid of to frighten, be don't say me heel who,
Not hatred sky, not hatred ground, from take an equipments to open farm land.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2297**joke
In the whole day originally men and women agency through resist total finals opening ceremony up, the chief executive officer judges Shamanism to teach to say:"I this time future, specialized for the sake of agency through.The underneath introduces for a while both parties to take part in a game appearance, male square the member of team have the glans penis positive Mr. Xiong and is five Mr. Langs for a night, the bride's side member of team have sub- young lady Mei Chuan Ku and see the gentleman taking off sub- young lady Ku.I also happily declare, the vice-president judges for Korean agency plain become Doctor Xing through the tycoon."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2298, he doesn't understand romantic feeling
A furniture store owner travels in Paris and meets by chance a beauty.
The owner is worried that he or she's English is poor, then takes out a paper pen, drew a buffet.
The girl understands, 2 people drank together.
Owner again draws is dancing to the men and women, 2 people the fully enjoy ground danced.
The girl once takes a paper pen and drew Zhang Chuang.2 people saw all very excited ……
The owner has already canned not consider of English poor, say:"You how can anyone know am I a seller to accompany?"
A spool of joke brocade gathered chapter 2299 to misunderstand
Male:"You take off first and wait you to finish taking off me to take off again."
Female:"I take off a little bit slowly, still you take off first like."
Male:"That like this! save time us to take off together."
Female:"This how isn't the Mo bashful?"
Male:"Did not relate to, oneself person."
Female:"That quick! all fill to come in, caution! don't make dirty clothes oh!"
Male:"H'm there is this set dehydration machine, is really convenience many."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2300 big four vent
There is a monastery that live an old nun and a little nun, the little nun lived since the childhood the monastery had been 19 years old now and grew standing gracefully, but more and more pined for opposite sex of tendency, she feels this kind of wishes is very a crime of, but again hard put to mediate, the Wu is to reveal toward the old nun the little nun of worry says: old nun, I recently always will thought of man how the Mo does just very old what nun sympathized with looking at little nun however Hou to turn round to draw back drawer take a passes left round to the little nun says: if have again to man of thirst beg, self-sufficient run to the Hou of mountain go to dynasty the sky open one gun, that Mo your thoughts and feelings will fall calm little nun Wu is to shine on to do, opening one of bang gun, say oddness, her state of mind is calm right away descended day after day, the little nuns all use this the method exterminate from several needs, however along with the age growth, she discovers to need to be opened then more guns can relieve desire, from that time on Hou the bullet teed off by her increase day by day, eventually Wu one day one the Kou annoy to fire away all of the bullets of the left round, but make her shocked is she still the indelibility self-sufficient desire suddenly thoughts of old nun's age this Mo old, the method that she is definitely different from can solve Wu is a little nun old nun's room asks to walk into a to see almost faint-the old nun is dressed in a wave to pack and carries two machine guns and still hang a line of heads on the waist, the Liu plays and trail a big gun double the eye redly walks toward outside, prepare big four vent some kind of
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A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2301's Korean agency to become Doctor Xing through the plain tycoon
In the whole day originally men and women agency through resist total finals opening ceremony up,cheap beats by dr dre, the chief executive officer judges Shamanism to teach to say:"I this time future, specialized for the sake of agency through.The underneath introduces for a while both parties to take part in a game appearance, male square the member of team have the glans penis positive Mr. Xiong and is five Mr. Langs for a night, the bride's side member of team have sub- young lady Mei Chuan Ku and see the gentleman taking off sub- young lady Ku.I also happily declare, the vice-president judges for Korean agency plain become Doctor Xing through the tycoon."
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 2302 wall red almond
Only be on business for a week, come back have never entered family to find out to the managing person of apartment first:"I am on business the period have person to once seek my wife, especially unfamiliar man?"
Managing person:"Have no, lead for only a day before yesterday that delivers newspaper paper."
Only loosenned tone:"See come is that I worried needlessly."
The managing person says again:"Can hasn't he come down till now!"
Light:"Xo … xo*& amp;^ …"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2303 too late
A person gets serious Kou to eat and talk to always pay falter me with others each time.One day, his wife cans not stands his Kou to eat any further and then makes him go for a doctor.Arrived a hospital, register, the doctor made him go in Hou, he then says to the doctor: doctor, you can you cure my Kou to eat?After the Hou of the doctor to his careful check, say:The cause of disease that your Kou eats because your old two a lot too big, fully have 40 cms, if you have to cure of if your Kou eats, your Kou has to perform operation and cut off the Kou that 15 cms dislike for the sake of the treatment and eat, he then accepts and cuts off surgical operation, cut off drop 15 cms.Indeed as expected surgical operation Hou his Kou eats to be missing and speak of words to also changed to slip away, he went home then and very happily.Wife's seeing his Kou eating to cure good is very happy, but, that evening, be they made love of Hou, his wife feels very dissatisfied foot and then says to him: I feel you be still so better before, you tomorrow again please a doctor to connect back for you!
On the second day, he goes to a hospital again and then says to him while seeing a doctor: doctor, please be performing operation once, I think will my old two connect to return to original appearance.The result doctor says to him: come too late.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2304 wife and husband the fish joys is after
Wife and husband fish joys after, open a debate the problem of affairs, the husband suddenly asks the wife the way:"If one day I unfortunately had an affairs, dear of, how will you handle?"
"I in no case will forgive yours!"The wife determinedly answers.Immediately after he counter-questions a husband:"How does your meeting treat if I have an extramarital affair?"
The husband contemplated to say for a while:"This is the humanistic weakness, I think that I will forgive yours, no object the whole!"He just finishes saying and then hears a wife word excitedly call a way to bottom in the bed:"Come out!He can't dispute."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2305 team of women inside leader of class
Have one man the wine blow he or she to have a quite a few dozen behind fond of each other of, the wife says:"However is a leader of class in the team of women".The husband says and blows to once play of woman physically than this much get many.The wife says:"Is most however is a lieutenant in the team of women."
"If your wife Gang ascends a strength and gets a leader of class for you for a day and gets a lieutenant for you for a week.Isn't braggart, group soldier commander not say, get to you a teacher chief returns not a problem."The wife immediately after says.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2306 to enter toilet
One day, the eunuch is just thinking, the emperor's each matter this Mo of solemn and impressive...why only go to the stool not solemn and impressive?Wu BE, the eunuch decides to be solemn and impressive for a while.
One day, the emperor enters toilet, the eunuch then says:"Play music, lift Long Pao, lift Long Gen, Sa Long Niao, tremble group leader, close Long Pao."
Soon Hou, the empress then also thinks solemn and impressive for a while,
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