This is so-called*fall a rice*up.
The martial big Lang thinks that in China, be a king that calls imposing style, with many attendants crowding round, the ensign son Be full sky of to fly.We now this nation, connect sign all have no, that is much spiritless.Hence he takes out apron for he to sell baked wheat cake, it makes the eunuch wash and also be regarded as white of, be ensign son with it.Must have a sign on the ensign son.All impressions in the martial big Lang head, only once sold of baked wheat cake.Hence his Lao one is very red, circle circle of of baked wheat cake, stick in the middle of apron.This national flag that became that insularity.
The martial big Lang was some year kings and died without being ill.His while life still lingers, still because beat however the west door celebrates, report not the enemy of Duo wife but deeply concerned at heart, hence leave dying instructions, the descendant posterity seeks west the door celebrate to revenge to wipe out shame.Afterwards his descendants then the day hold a night to do, and went to Shaolin Temple to steal to learn several effort of recruitings, in honor of king martial big Lang, call "Wu Shi Dao"(is afterwards low because of learning the humanities of effort to turn degree, plusing the state language's word is "leave writing", spread"bushido"), again because martial big Lang is white conquer the world of, these efforts are again called "karate".Arriving a dollar didn't be clearly early, Wu Zu's posterity then started sending a person to land Chinese mainland and look for west the door celebrate to revenge, but drive we country hero Qi after simply rushing through the next sea then it historical"anti- Wo".
Get into 20th century, the force clansmen is in China from north to south, from east but west, step ground I river mountain greater half, still have never looked for personal enemy west the door celebrate.Hence they incredibly want Chinese to study theirs "leave" writings, the Chinese take them name like that, the Chinese carry out total glory in big East Asia in the apron baked wheat cake underneath side.This really lets beat on the battlefield at that time don't win of the Chinese smile molar.
Recently, the posterity of martial big Lang it is said that have dependable intelligence report, doubt west the door celebrates to live as recluse in Fukien on taking, hence Fukien opposite of Diaoyu Island, seem someone in whole day to sell baked wheat cake over there.
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Words say that Tang Seng leads three disciples, a horse goes through many hardships to arrive a small thunder sound a temple and did obeisance a true Buddha and took really through, revise, got achievement.The Buddha Zu assesses merits and gives rewards, each have a Chi, made Tang Seng ask words first.
"Tang Seng, all the way on, fought with demons and ghosts several, any 99811 difficult, fought you to do what each time?"Tang Seng raises head to answer a way:"Report Buddha Zu, I's making it mainly is a logistic guaranteeing and put in the custody of baggage material and be regarded as a wicketkeeper."Fo Zu Qing knows that he is a stupid person, however in the stupid person in the center, also at last is understanding.Pondering is some kind of, have to seal his the Buddha help full-time often work pair the chairman's title, enjoy positive Buddha class treatment.
Such as come to guess, the beard Mi top of hill position has been full, 500 Luos and men still all live in face and set up building in, where arrange another 3 people's one horse?Eyebrows a wrinkly, account heart, once called Tang Seng's explaination:"The rest personnel problem returns your Buddha to help a processing, my still having one is eight turns of meetings, is going to study a No.136 document.Turn head you to report the circumstance to my secretary Ananda."Once the Buddha Zu walk, Tang Seng to strength son, point at the four greatest pupils nose Xun way:"The person has 369 etc., the Buddha also has a height article pole.Now, the fairy of AN A class still has two positions, also having of A B class is two, 4 people like Er,etc and went to boundary and walk an encounter ……"good heavens!Still want to come to 1 time again?Brothers 4 people the hatred is blunt sky of, don't promise all.
Tang Seng says:"I wait each 26 passes of establishingses for you, you and rush to see, pass of, God to do living Buddha;Can not pass of, drill next do land old man.However, for promising fair competition, your etc. returns beard the label is on this 《commitment book 》 word.Who if make slanting heresy in the door but again not and in advance heel originally and particularly often pair say "hello", Xi Xi ……"and say 4 Sun Wukongs next get secular world, put together a year of old life, anxious mentally taxing, manage with great pains, finally once mixed 25 to close, arrived the time that the end decides destiny.
Pay close attention to a war merit, the little white dragon is most bad, say this grows a scale, not long brain, after all can not compare with others, drank 78 ton the red peach K repair a brain liquid, testing the TOEFL son didn't over 30 cent, really hopeless.The Wu is empty, eight quit, sand monk 3 people war merit equal, in still have to have one to decline a space to do A B, this time but the full brother did accounts clearly.
The sand monk leads off to announce a television to talk:"16th pass, the An old sand strikes against ten thousand to reach hole to defeat, the main reason lies in small fox Sun of devil not to have the qualifications of running about river's lake, Tang Seng is a supervisor to lead obviously delinquent in duty, if the An loses stripe, tell such as come to Buddha to go there!"Pig eight quit also very angry:"18th pass, when the An strikes against ten thousand to reach hole is also that devil small fox Sun, got an old pig of An two times son, sees Huang Pa Zi's bottom go and disappear red rake son to come out, the Leng didn't die!If the An loses stripe and also wants to greatly explode scandalous story."Sun Wukong smells listen to, just a strength ground sneers at, different from that Peng commander-in-chief, book Lian general, he formerly once does a devil incarnate Monkey King, is also a devil to be from, mafia white way the door son is pure.First say "hello" with old pig:Is another to carry not pure!Two of us but quicksand river are before an occupation monk of, allied hand, descend the clean sand Wu.
"Stop worrying, elder brother Hou!We are pigs eight quit cannibalism three fruits-in the minds to contain number."Say to return to say, however old is last on fighting a Charng-er to, more difficult do, good male not ability heel female Dou?To say that the pig has no forethought necessarily there is immediate worries, that is that the little bit isn't false.The pig has no 1 to die peacefully in bed, enjoy to the utmost natural span of life of.Pig eight quit to certainly know this very much.So, he always prepares circumvent for himself.Take through road, often the Wu is empty, the sand monk vanquished devil and spared no one a moment, he is busy in sweeping battlefield and collects valuables, Zan private savings, even if putting to run one or two small devil is also regardless the sacrifice.At the moment, although see big saint previously, not leave without seeing each other, pig not for oneself, Zhu ground in the sky puts out!Eight quit to dial deaf Jing of the Yu mountain crud hole of the last opponent of telephone:"Beat dish silk in those early years hole, the old pig once passed your way out as well, at the moment need not talk more, 2,000,000 sell or not?""Sell!""That we postpone to open hostilities for ten minutes?Handle affairs son so much!""Is medium!"On fighting down, eight quit for the last ten second, great victory deaf Jing, the Wu is empty enemy Charng-er not, stocktaking integral calculus, eight quit, the sand monk rise a natural Buddha, Sun Wukong, small white degradation dragon does land Ye.
Sky the human life public opinion big Hua, the pike head keeps Tang San to hide:Class is over class is over!Don't you exactly understand Buddhist doctrine?Tang Seng doesn't answer as well and lower the head fierce read:
Various the bodhisattva Mo Jie Sa, if the sort of Mo Jie wave Luo is airtight ……
He knows it in heart,beats by dre solo, if don't sacrifice a monkey head, have to sacrifice oneself, which have a choice?
A dog life opinion in Shanghai of the text chapter 4018/is not me/triumph by strategy PIII
Renew time:2009-2-2817:05:18 chapter word numbers:2463
I and a single woman live together, she should belong to a lot of stores to have eyes fixed on of cheat money object, is also a so-called white-collar worker.
My disposition is pleased, and naturally on paying smiling face, she always misunderstands me similar to her pursuer, with her together can be bitter because of honor medium have a good time, in fact I am similar to them, all her victim.I privately call that she is "single harmful effects".
I most can not stand her of is have a meal a problem.Under the normal condition, I want Yao to have dinner to want Yao be eat instant noodles ……the dinner is the war booty that she outside has dinner party, the instant noodles is her daily buffet.The kitchen is a clean place of home, because her Fang foot hardly steps to go into.I life medium of the biggest fun is in the blackness and wait for in the very hungry her dinner party after come home late of high-heeled shoes voice, so the second day I can depend to enjoy in retrospect this dinner have already swallowed instant noodles.
Be that as it may, don't calculate as well too miserably, most miserably of is she starts reducing weight.Whenever see she get down from the weight steelyard, then toward a mirror stunned, I only draw a deep sigh Tan to pour in the ground.Indeed as expected she started chewing celery turnip again on the second day, the milk ham of breakfast also became
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